SOLO PARA NACOS....¡FRESAS BEWARE!........

CHAPINA ARTESANIA

ANCIENT

(Only the simplest works contain the True Art.

Sayings, Sentences and more of the Troubadour de los Nacos, in South Carolina USA.

I HAD A COMPLEX SO LARGE OF SQUIRRELS THAT TO SLEEP INSTEAD OF SHEEP I COUNTED ACORNS.

THAT ATHLETE WAS SO GOOD AT THE JUMP, HE KILLED HIM BY ENVIRONMENTAL FLEAS.

HE LIKED THE AIR SO MUCH THAT HIS BIGGEST DREAM WAS SOME DAY TO RE-WINE ON A TIRE.

THERE WAS A LADY SO SWEET, BUT SO SWEET THAT THE POOR ONE DIED ONE DAY OF DIABETES.

HE HATED THE POLICE SO MUCH THAT ONE DAY TO MAKE THEM RABY, HE BECAME A THIEF.

THIS WAS A SO HONORED THIEF THAT HE ONLY STEALED FROM THE PARK BANKS.

THAT ONE BECAME THE BEST OF AIKEN'S FIREFIGHTERS, THAT MANY PEOPLE LOOKED FOR HIM TO PUT THE FIRE OUT OF THEIR MOUTH.

A LOVE LETTER FROM A NACO GAY

DEAR CHEPA: 

Every time I talk to you about Love, you stay on the Moon, while I get to MARS, 

In spite of everything you will always be my VENUS, because I became so fond of your Carnian charms that I became PLUTO (without the L).

Although I consider myself iNeptune in this, I know that LOVE wants patience. For that reason already old man, my poor aching heart still waits SATURNO to be reciprocated.

Your fan:

Chepe Pedo.

MODERN CHAPIN CRAFTSMANSHIP

Jose Batres Ventures in Aiken South Carolina.